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Best Wacky Fathers Day Quotes To Laugh With Love

Best Wacky Fathers Day Quotes To Laugh With Love: Few people love to bring smile on this occasion. Wish your dad a Happy Father’s Day by sharing Best Wacky Fathers Day Quotes with him. Quotes written by various intellectuals and popular personalities are mentioned below.
These quotes can be used to share through What’s App, WeChat, Kick, Hike, SMS, Facebook, Twitter, Emails etc. Make your father smile by selecting best quotes for him, which suits his behavior, personality, way of talking etc. As this is another way of showing love towards your near one’s.

Best Wacky Fathers Day Quotes

Best Wacky Fathers Day Quotes:

  • When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” — Mark Twain
  • “Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected” – Red Buttons
  • “Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano
  • “The greatest thing a father can do for his daughter is to love her mother.” – Elaine S. Dalton
  • “Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.”- Jack Handey
  • “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” – Mark Twain
  • “I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” – Rodney Dangerfield
  • “To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.” – Ernest Hemingway
  • “Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.” – Robert Orben

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  • “My dad used to say ‘Always fight fire with fire,’ which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.” – Harry Hill
  • The thing to remember about fathers is… they’re men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat, like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle… – Phyllis McGinley

Best Wacky Fathers Day Quotes

  • If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. – Bill Cosby
  • “My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.” – Jeff Foxworthy
  • “My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too.” – Peter De Vries
  • When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, “She’s more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge.” – Helen Hayes
  • “There should be a children’s song ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” – Jim Gaffigan
  • “If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.” – James Baldwin

Also Read:    Short Father’s Day Quotes, One Liners

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